Conditions were perfect… and the throttle was wide open.
Going by the comments — and the shadow — these guys are racing a helicopter.
And going by just how much distance the boat ate up in this little clip, they’re making the helicopter work for it.
The boat looks like it is barely touching the water, but it’s still leaving one hell of a wake.
Would you love to throw it wide open like that?
Or sit in the back with the wind in your hair?
Would the idea of a catching air and flipping through the air make you hesitate before punching the throttle?
Or would you prefer to admire the sight from on high in the helicopter?
One way or another, this would be glorious to see in person.
But for our money?
Being the one to open up that throttle would be nothing short of epic.
Speaking of, here’s a shirt for real men (and women, too):
Why be average? It’s so overrated.
Everyone does that.
If you don’t think so, add some more meat to your diet and read this while you wait for your steak to grill:
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