Watch: Good Lawd! How Fast Do You Think This Boat Is Going?

Conditions were perfect... and the throttle was wide open.

Written by Outdoor Beasts Staff on February 7, 2018

Conditions were perfect… and the throttle was wide open.

Going by the comments — and the shadow — these guys are racing a helicopter.

And going by just how much distance the boat ate up in this little clip, they’re making the helicopter work for it.

The boat looks like it is barely touching the water, but it’s still leaving one hell of a wake.

Would you love to throw it wide open like that?

Or sit in the back with the wind in your hair?

Would the idea of a catching air and flipping through the air make you hesitate before punching the throttle?

Or would you prefer to admire the sight from on high in the helicopter?

One way or another, this would be glorious to see in person.

But for our money?

Being the one to open up that throttle would be nothing short of epic.

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