This guy is NOT the coldest beer in the fridge.
What was he expecting the croc to do?
There is ‘confidence’ and there is being a dumbass.
The zookeeper had an animal training act that involved putting his head in a croc’s mouth.
Instinct took over. Fortunately, he lived to be stupid another day. (It’s the first clip in a compilation of weird stuff.)
Letterman used to have a ‘stupid human tricks’ segment.
This would beat them all.
Here’s the kicker: that’s not the only such video.
Here’s another one like it.
As important as courage is, it’s wasted on stupid stunts like this.
Here’s a shirt for real men (and women, too):
Why be average? It’s so overrated.
Everyone does that.
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