Even without Ozzy Man narrating this clip, this would be hilarious.
But funny narration is what he does.
He takes an ordinary video clip and treats it like he’s calling a sports event.
This time, he’s giving the dialogue for a faceoff between a mongoose and a couple of lions.
The mongoose is surprisingly ballsy about it, too — even before Ozzy Man starts with his profanity-laced commentary.
Yeah, you might want to keep the volume down if you’re watching this at work.
He doesn’t give AF. At all.
What do Ozzy Man and that mongoose have in common?
They’ve both completely run out of f–ks to give.
Here’s a shirt for real men (and women, too):
Why be average? It’s so overrated.
Everyone does that.
If you don’t think so, add some more meat to your diet and read this while you wait for your steak to grill:
Does your grandpa go off on paltry politicians, whether they be Democrats or Republicans? Does he get misty eyed when he talks about God and Country and America’s future? And have you ever heard him scream, ‘Awww … Hell no!’ when Rosie O’Donnell starts yapping on television? If you answered yes to one, or all of the above, then your gramps will love Doug Giles’ latest book, My Grandpa Is A Patriotic Badass.
Don’t be fooled by the title — this ain’t just for Grandpa.
The Snowflake Generation — and the rest of America — needs a good ol’ dose of ‘Grandpa wisdom’.
Especially if that Grandpa is Doug Giles.
You’ll love My Grandpa Is A Patriotic Badass just as much as Grandpa will.