Watch: Sassy Mongoose Vs. Three Lions — As Narrated By Ozzy Man

Even without Ozzy Man narrating this clip, this would be hilarious.

Written by Outdoor Beasts Staff on January 16, 2018

Even without Ozzy Man narrating this clip, this would be hilarious.

But funny narration is what he does.

He takes an ordinary video clip and treats it like he’s calling a sports event.

It can be anything from a dozen retirees batting a balloon around a table, to a guy slipping on the ice in his driveway, to raccoons and even cricket players taking groin shots.

This time, he’s giving the dialogue for a faceoff between a mongoose and a couple of lions.

The mongoose is surprisingly ballsy about it, too — even before Ozzy Man starts with his profanity-laced commentary.

Yeah, you might want to keep the volume down if you’re watching this at work.

He doesn’t give AF. At all.

What do Ozzy Man and that mongoose have in common?

They’ve both completely run out of f–ks to give.

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Why be average? It’s so overrated.

Everyone does that.

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If you don’t think so, add some more meat to your diet and read this while you wait for your steak to grill:

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You’ll love My Grandpa Is A Patriotic Badass just as much as Grandpa will.

 

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