He’s a cop. In Florida.
So, naturally, he knows what to do when a gator shows up on your doorstep.
You ‘apprehend’ him.
Oh. He tried the pole, but he was still doing a lot of thrashing.
Now he’ll just take charge…
…with his hands?
Dang. This cop isn’t playin’ around!
Watch:
That feisty gator put up a good fight. But against the boys in blue, he never really stood a chance.
Effeminization Of The American Male
by Doug Giles
Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog, ClashDaily.com, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity. That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome. Buy Now:The Effeminization Of The American Male
Wear this to the gym and I guarantee you’ll get some comments.
Oh, yes, Ladies, you can wear this shirt. Get yours here.
This is definitely one of the most politically incorrect t-shirts to ever hit the market. It will most certainly offend the entitled whiners!
Keep Calm and Don’t Be a Pussy!
And the best part? This shirt is made in the USA, printed in the USA, on an American-Made t-shirt press!
VETERAN OPERATED
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