He’s a cop. In Florida.
So, naturally, he knows what to do when a gator shows up on your doorstep.
You ‘apprehend’ him.
Oh. He tried the pole, but he was still doing a lot of thrashing.
Now he’ll just take charge…
…with his hands?
Dang. This cop isn’t playin’ around!
That feisty gator put up a good fight. But against the boys in blue, he never really stood a chance.
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