Bloody Hell, This is like a scene right out of Jaws!
Well, at least this guy has a story to tell that none of his buddies will be able to top.
Go in the shark-cage, they said.
It’ll be fun, they said.
One second, you’re looking down at the cage.
The next second the water looks like a boiling pot.
The only question the guy with the camera wants answering — is somebody down there? And it’s a few heart-stopping moments before he gets his answer.
You’d better believe there was.
And that guy is wishing he had worn his brown wetsuit. But he lived.
How did he dodge that bullet? Was it luck or divine intervention?
But he did.
How long do you think it will be before he goes back into one of those cages?
If he lived through it, he’ll be that guy that the grandkids keep asking ‘tell me again, grandpa’ that was epic.
Indeed it was.
Here’s a shirt for real men (and women, too):
Why be average? It’s so overrated.
Everyone does that.
If you don’t think so, add some more meat to your diet and read this while you wait for your steak to grill:
Does your grandpa go off on paltry politicians, whether they be Democrats or Republicans? Does he get misty eyed when he talks about God and Country and America’s future? And have you ever heard him scream, ‘Awww … Hell no!’ when Rosie O’Donnell starts yapping on television? If you answered yes to one, or all of the above, then your gramps will love Doug Giles’ latest book, My Grandpa Is A Patriotic Badass.
Don’t be fooled by the title — this ain’t just for Grandpa.
The Snowflake Generation — and the rest of America — needs a good ol’ dose of ‘Grandpa wisdom’.
Especially if that Grandpa is Doug Giles.
You’ll love My Grandpa Is A Patriotic Badass just as much as Grandpa will.