That’s NOT how you ‘stick the landing. It was like a cartoon. Yikes!
Remember that one episode with Homer Simpson bouncing down a cliff, hitting every ledge on the way down?
It was a little like that. But if you blink, you’ll miss it.
Was she planning to ride the waterfall down?
Was she going for the rope ladder?
At this point, it doesn’t really matter. She found another way down.
Good thing she had water to land in.
Otherwise, it would have been a lot more than her pride that got hurt.
When it comes right down to it, she’d have been better off just jumping into the water.
Live and learn.
Here’s a shirt for real men (and women, too):
Why be average? It’s so overrated.
Everyone does that.
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