P*SSIFICATION: Prince Harry Scraps Hunting Because His Goofy Fiancé Doesn’t Approve

Hey Hunters -- is this a 'price worth paying' or would you tell him to Run Like Hell?

Written by Outdoor Beasts Staff on January 4, 2018

Hey Hunters — is this a ‘price worth paying’ or would you tell him to Run Like Hell?

Is the woman you’re marrying really worth it… if that means dropping your balls in a lockbox?

Turns out even being an honest-to-God prince doesn’t exempt you from that choice.

Dude fell for an activist. Not just any kind of activist, either — she’s ‘part-vegan’.

So Prince Harry — a man literally descended from kings; a man for whom hunting is as much ‘in his blood’ as anybody — has that age-old choice to make.

Do the things you love, or change to make ‘her’ happy.

In his case, it looks like this:

Keep hunting, and let her figure out if the relationship is worth putting aside her objections to it…

Or stop hunting to keep her happy.

There is a long-standing hunting tradition the Prince has personally been a part of for 20 years. The Boxing Day (Dec 26th) hunt. Which did he choose?

“The Boxing Day shoot was always going to be a tricky issue. Meghan is a keen animal rights campaigner and doesn’t like hunting in any form,” an insider source told the newspaper.

“Harry loves it and has always been out there on Boxing Day. But if it means breaking with long-standing royal traditions to avoid upsetting her, so be it. It’s fair to say that there are some pretty stunned faces around here.”

The move was described as a “major departure” for the prince— a keen marksman who earlier this month flew to Germany for a boar hunt whilst his actress wife-to-be stayed in Los Angeles with her mother.

A friend of Harry’s said: “If Meghan’s not comfortable with him doing the shoot, he wouldn’t want to upset her.”
Source: Breitbart

It’s sad really.

He’s a Prince… but a prisoner, too.

Sounds familiar.

Prince or not, it looks like he’s made his choice.

Dropped in the lockbox, and she turned the key.

Maybe it’s too late for him.

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