Hilarious: Surfer Dude Gives The Funniest, Most Epic, Interview Ever!

This guy is hilarious. He could probably make tax forms fascinating.

Written by Outdoor Beasts Staff on January 26, 2018

This guy is hilarious.
He could probably make tax forms fascinating.

It’s been awhile since this guy go viral. We’ll give you the update in a moment.

Some of you may have missed ‘Kai’ when he became ‘internet famous’.

It started when he was interviewed as a witness to (and participant in) an unfolding news event. By all accounts — both his and the other witness — Kai used a hatchet to save the life of a woman.

And as dramatic as THAT is, the way he TOLD his story is pure Hollywood.

Grab your popcorn and get ready to laugh.

His life has taken some dark turns since that day.

Not long after that, there was another incident. And he faced charges, and in the three years (at least) since first being charged, he has not yet seen a trial.

He claims self-defense from a guy who had drugged him and was taking advantage of him. Prosecutors tell another story. Either way, he’s facing murder charges and has been in the system for a very long time.

Commenters elsewhere have called him ‘guilty’ which is incorrect. His case is still unresolved.

If you’re interested in knowing more, there are updates on his legal support FB page.

😀 Kai Likes You :DCare to help? If you were wondering how you can do something, there are still five simple and easy…

Posted by Kai the Hitchhiker Legal Support Page on Tuesday, July 18, 2017

A year ago, his story was told in Sad Story Of Kai The Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker

Homeless and charged with murder isn’t exactly what we’d call ‘epic’. That’s more like ‘poor life choices’.

But in that moment that made him ‘internet famous’, he was WA-A-AY larger than life.

Do something in life with a story worth telling. [Preferably, without any catastrophically dumb choices.]

Here’s a shirt for real men (and women, too):

Why be average? It’s so overrated.

Everyone does that.

You need to Do Epic Sh-t.

If you don’t think so, add some more meat to your diet and read this while you wait for your steak to grill:

The Effeminization Of The American Male
by Doug Giles

Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog, ClashDaily.com, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity. That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome. Buy Now:The Effeminization Of The American Male

 

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