This Cuties Costume Will Enrage Liberals But You’ll Probably Love It

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  If a person looked to Scripture and paid particular attention to the passages within the Bible that address the topic of hunting, then they'd walk away thinking not only is hunting animals tolerated but it is endorsed by God. And that's exactly what this little book is about: proving that God, from Genesis to Revelation, is extremely cool with hunters and hunting. I'll go out on a biblical limb and claim right off the bat that you cannot show me, through the balance of the Bible, that the God of the Scripture is against the responsible killing and the grilling of the animals He created. ~Doug Giles  

Written by Outdoor Beasts Staff on January 1, 2018

Some people have no sense of humor. The tree-humping PETA people, for instance.

Since when was dressing up in a costume supposed to taken so damn seriously?

After all — there are a lot of goofy costumes out there… why get bent out of shape about THIS one?

Have you noticed costumes made for women lately?

The formula is pretty simple — take something ordinary, and make it ‘sexy’.

Sexy Pirate. Sexy nurse. Sexy cop, delivery girl– you name it, somebody has probably thought of it.

Just a quick search turned up a couple of doozies.

They came up with ‘sexy’ versions of…

Chinese take-out…

Gee, that’s not weird at all.

Ninja Turtles.

(Uh, Cowabunga, I guess?)

Remember those dopey little yellow Minions?

You guessed it:

Apparently, the world needed one of those.

And then they take one of the most annoying horror ‘monsters’ and try to make it sexy.

While that look *really* works for vampires… ‘sexy Chucky’ falls short.

I’m just going to back away slowly, now…

But none of those really upset the PETA crowd.

But let a girl wear one of these, and they lose their minds:

Know who she’s dressed as?

Cecil.

As in, Cecil The lion.

Ashley Benson is on a show called Pretty Little Liars.

I had no idea who she was until she managed to piss them off. Ask me again tomorrow, and I may have already forgotten who she is. But for the moment, we’re talking about her.

Why? Either a lame reason, or an awesome one.

Let’s knock out the lame one first.

Some people do things as a statement. If that’s what she was doing — ho-hum. Boring. At least a pretty actress dressing up as Harumbe would have been somehow interesting. But dressing up as a cat? It’s been done.

But

— if she was doing it to tweak some of the pearl-clutching anti-hunting crowd, then THAT is something I can appreciate.

That actually takes some courage, and — in the off-chance that’s how she meant it — we’ll tip our hat her way.

Here’s a shirt for real men (and women, too):

Why be average? It’s so overrated.

Everyone does that.

You need to Do Epic Sh-t.

If you don’t think so, add some more meat to your diet and read this while you wait for your steak to grill:

Get Doug Giles’ book, Rise, Kill and Eat: A Theology of Hunting from Genesis to Revelation today!

 
If a person looked to Scripture and paid particular attention to the passages within the Bible that address the topic of hunting, then they’d walk away thinking not only is hunting animals tolerated but it is endorsed by God. And that’s exactly what this little book is about: proving that God, from Genesis to Revelation, is extremely cool with hunters and hunting. I’ll go out on a biblical limb and claim right off the bat that you cannot show me, through the balance of the Bible, that the God of the Scripture is against the responsible killing and the grilling of the animals He created. ~Doug Giles
 

 

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