Abandon Ship: Moronic D-Bag On Bigger Boat Ruins Salmon Fishing Trip (Video)

Some say a bad day fishing is better than a good day at the office? Would they still say that about this trip?

Written by Outdoor Beasts Staff on January 18, 2018

Some say a bad day fishing is better than a good day at the office? Would they still say that about this trip?

It must have been a big deal.

After all, the ordeal was enough to convince guys to wear their lifejackets, and not just ‘have them in the boat’.

Here are a couple of screen grabs. The video has the actual collision.

From the text attached to the video:

A salmon fisherman who abandoned ship by leaping into the frigid waters of the Columbia River last summer — an instant before another motorboat crashed into his — has filed a $372,500 lawsuit against the other driver.

Clatsop County sheriff’s deputies accused boat driver Marlin Lee Larsen of several crimes after the 75-year-old told investigators he couldn’t see where he was driving because he was sitting down and the dash of his boat was blocking his view. Larsen said he probably should have been standing, according to the sheriff’s report, which notes Larsen uses a motorized scooter to get around on land.

Larsen’s son-in-law, who also was on the boat, told investigators that he had warned his father-in-law to pay attention, that he sometimes sees his father-in-law using his cell phone while driving the boat and that his father-in-law had been off-and-on his cell phone the morning of the crash, according to the sheriff’s report.

Although Oregon law heavily restricts cell phone use while driving, there are no such specific laws governing boating. But it is against the law to operate a boat without due care.

The lawsuit, filed earlier this month, claims Larsen was boating while distracted by his cell phone on the morning of the Aug. 12, 2017, when the crash occurred near the mouth of the Columbia at the Pacific Ocean, just east of Fort Stevens State Park.

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