DEAR SPORTSMEN: Islam Won’t Like This Cute Girl’s Fishing Pics – But You Will

There's plenty of rage to go around in Muslim Countries, it seems. Is it the fact that they can't unwind with an 'adult beverage' at the end of the day? Or is it due to something else?

Written by Outdoor Beasts Staff on November 29, 2017

There’s plenty of rage to go around in Muslim Countries, it seems. Is it the fact that they can’t unwind with an ‘adult beverage’ at the end of the day? Or is it something else?

Maybe it’s pent-up ‘frustration’.

It must be pretty upsetting to know they’ll never have a chance to meet someone who’s beautiful, knows it, and isn’t afraid to flaunt it.

And can ‘let their hair down’ enough to go fishing.

Or enjoy a drink on the beach.

Or even just, well, have fun being their own awesome selves.

Does your grandpa go off on paltry politicians, whether they be Democrats or Republicans? Does he get misty eyed when he talks about God and Country and America’s future? And have you ever heard him scream, ‘Awww … Hell no!’ when Rosie O’Donnell starts yapping on television? If you answered yes to one, or all of the above, then your gramps will love Doug Giles’ latest book, My Grandpa Is A Patriotic Badass.

Don’t be fooled by the title — this ain’t just for Grandpa.
The Snowflake Generation — and the rest of America — needs a good ol’ dose of ‘Grandpa wisdom’.
Especially if that Grandpa is Doug Giles.
You’ll love My Grandpa Is A Patriotic Badass just as much as Grandpa will.

 

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