Did your pet eat your slippers? Your upholstery? Another pet? That’s nothing. Check out what these domestic destroyers have been eating.
Dogs usually take all the heat for getting into trouble and eating things that shouldn’t be swallowed.
This story is no exception.
Cats are usually to blame for eating other household pets. The feathered kind, or the odd hamster if it can get to it.
And all the little nibblers like mice and hamsters can tear things up.
But what’s the craziest thing that gets swallowed?
Coins, toys and spoons are pretty common, and show up in a lot of vet X-rays.
But one bulldog puppy swallowed an entire rib bone… AND a bone shaped dog treat. (Whole.)
Second place was a Tortoise that swallowed …
…a turtle pendant. You can’t make this stuff up.
Vets were caring for a gator in a tub.
The water was gone. Why? Well obviously…
… the gator ate the plug.
This retriever REALLY likes his peanut butter.
spoon and all.
And one owner suddenly couldn’t find the timer that would remind him to take his diabetes medication.
His dog put it away carefully for him. In his belly.
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