Dear PETA: Trump Seeks To End Bans On Hunting In Nat’l Parks – Need A Tissue?

It's a beautiful thing. And even better, PETA will HATE it.

Written by Outdoor Beasts Staff on October 4, 2017

It’s a beautiful thing. And even better, PETA will HATE it.

If We The People own State land… can anyone please explain the reason that we couldn’t use it for traditional wilderness activities — hunting included?

Besides the pantywaist belief that the government exists to tell us what we are permitted as free citizens to do?

It’s like ‘mother may I‘ was their favorite game as children, and they decided to build a political system around it.

Well, Obama’s team of Fundamental Change isn’t in power anymore. So the kinds of policy that PETA and the other ham-handed Social Engineers who liked to mess around with things aren’t calling the shots anymore.

Ain’t it grand?

Backed by the National Rifle Association (NRA), the Department of the Interior wants to eliminate regulations on hunting bears and wolves in Alaskan wildlife preserves, essentially converting the parks into taxpayer-funded, free-fire game ranches.– undergroundJournalist

As exciting as that sounds, it seems a little implausible.

Fortunately, this is ‘objective’ reporting, and not some political hack with an ax to grind.

Seeing the next objections to this proposal in the same article will have you shaking your head. Do they sound just a little desperate to you?

Esquire UK points out that such a ranch is where former Vice President Dick Cheney shot his hunting companion in the face. Despite that proud historical tradition, this year U.S. Rep. Jeff Duncan, R-S.C introduced the SHARE Act, which would make it easier to purchase gun silencers. It would also prevent the National Park Service from regulating hunting in natural preserves, such as the ability to trap and shoot bears and wolves in their dens, including cubs during hibernation season. The legislation was scheduled for a hearing on June 14, which was postponed after Rep. Steve Scalise was shot during baseball practice. — undergroundJournalist

Is there some sort of requirement for those who oppose hunting to be forcibly gelded? Or is that just how they all seem to talk?

I’m not sure which book recommendation would help them more. This one, to explain the real facts about hunting…

Get Doug Giles’ book, Rise, Kill and Eat: A Theology of Hunting from Genesis to Revelation today!

If a person looked to Scripture and paid particular attention to the passages within the Bible that address the topic of hunting, then they’d walk away thinking not only is hunting animals tolerated but it is endorsed by God. And that’s exactly what this little book is about: proving that God, from Genesis to Revelation, is extremely cool with hunters and hunting. I’ll go out on a biblical limb and claim right off the bat that you cannot show me, through the balance of the Bible, that the God of the Scripture is against the responsible killing and the grilling of the animals He created. ~Doug Giles

or this one to address their symptoms of being nominally gelded.

The Effeminization Of The American Male
by Doug Giles

Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog,, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity. That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome. Buy Now:The Effeminization Of The American Male

Either way, they should really get some help for whatever issues are ailing them.


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