When guys start swapping their ‘how bad was it’ stories, we’ve all got that ONE epic story we pull out of our back pocket.
They might not all involve a charging bear like Doug’s did, but we’ve all got something.
And with what Houston’s already gone through, there is no shortage of real-deal tragic horror stories.
But, as harrowing as they are, those aren’t the kind that make for good story-swapping.
This clip, however, can tell the ‘how bad was it’ story without being a killjoy in the process.
Fishermen with their ‘one that got away’ stories have nothing on this clip.
You know how he’s going to tell it. Maybe something like this:
And there I was, right in the middle of Houston. HOUSTON — can you believe it?
In the middle of a freaking evacuation, I look to my left, and what did I see?
A frickin’ 10 point buck. Right there in the middle of the road.
Walking? Hell no. Not walking.
That sombitch was SWIMMING down the road.
That’s how bad it was. Seriously.
That water was so deep all you could see were his head and his antlers.
That rack, man, it was right there, taunting me.
As though he knew I couldn’t do a damned thing about it.
The best I could do is film it.