Sharpshooter: Deadeye Monkey Flings Poo & Nails Granny In The Face!

With aim like that, you'd want this monkey pitching on your beer league softball team. Granny didn't even see it coming!

Written by Outdoor Beasts Staff on August 22, 2017

With aim like that, you’d want this monkey pitching on your beer league softball team.

Granny didn’t even see it coming!

It might have seemed like an ordinary trip to the zoo.

Get the grandkids together.

Spend some family time.

Memory building.

Real wholesome stuff. Right?

This monkey had other plans.

What set him off? Who knows.

Maybe he just didn’t like her face.

It happened so fast.

One second, he’s just glaring at someone in the crowd.

And then, before you know it, a quick movement of his hand.

First, he reaches down, then flings a long underhand arc.

Even the camera takes a second to react.

But poor granny knew what happened.

And why shouldn’t she?

It was sticking to the end of her nose!

Memorable? Yes.

Wholesome..? Eh, not so much.

 

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