PAINFUL: Bro Gets His Balls Crushed By A … What?!?

Now there is a guy in a world of hurt.

Written by Outdoor Beasts Staff on August 28, 2017

Now there is a guy in a world of hurt.

He’s in so much pain he can’t even fend for himself. He is relying on his buddies to get him out of this situation.

But what were the odds it would even happen in the first place?

Who would have guessed that when he sat down in the water, he’d stand up again changed, and hopefully wiser man?

Who would have even guessed that a crab would be hanging from his balls?

What a video clip. You wince just watching it.

First, the agony on the poor shmuck’s face from the pain itself.

Then his buddies lifting him.

They must have been good friends, because they’re right in there, trying to… free the poor guy from the grip of the claws.

First they break them free of the crab’s body, one at a time.

And then they try to release the grip.

That second one didn’t look all that gentle, either.

We hope he recovers.

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