This Could Be The New Record For The World’s Biggest Fart

Aw, nature. So glorious. So majestic. So... nasty.

Written by Outdoor Beasts Staff on August 19, 2017

Aw, nature.

So glorious. So majestic. So… nasty.

Let’s go to the zoo, they said.

Let’s see the animals, they said.

It’ll be GREAT they said.

And then, when we all got there, we saw the animals.

We saw the monkeys…

The lions…

The crocodiles…

And one hippo with some really bad…

…digestive issues.

Sounds like it swallowed a lawnmower.

And someone started it up.

That swinging tail isn’t helping any.

It reminds me of something.

An expression or something…

What was it…?

Right.

That’s the one.

The crowd was having a blast, though, laughing their heads off.

We all know that ONE guy this reminds you of.

So why not tag him in it?

 

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