Nobody is going to accuse them of being the coldest beer in the fridge.
You’re in a canoe.
You’re in shark-infested water.
What’s wrong with this picture?
Did they not get the memo about ‘center of gravity’ in canoes? (Judging by the fact that he’s standing up, probably not.)
Did they not realize that canoes have this nasty habit of capsizing?
Have they thought through the implications of capsizing in shark-infested water? See these dopes in action.
The Effeminization Of The American Male
by Doug Giles
Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog, ClashDaily.com, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity. That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome. Buy Now:The Effeminization Of The American Male