Aw, he’s so cute, sleeping there. Can I touch him?
It turns out, cute as they are, pandas are pretty grumpy when you wake them up.
You can almost hear the panda saying: “You’ll leave when I LET you leave.”
Do you have to pay extra at that zoo to wrestle a panda, or can any yahoo jump the fence and have a go?
He should be happy he didn’t jump into the gorilla enclosure.