(Insert your favorite ‘Wild Turkey’ joke here…)
A peacock walks into a bar…
No, actually… it’s a pea-HEN, and a liquor store, but that’s close enough, right?
You can barely make it out at the beginning of the clip, but there’s a bird perched up on a shelf. In a liquor store.
The staffers know what’s coming next. You can tell because they’re taking bottles up off the top shelves.
But they didn’t get ALL the bottles off the top shelves. We’ll come back to that shortly.
Animal control came by with his net. He did what you’d expect. He moved up nice and slow…
But the bird had other plans.
It flew to another shelf, with the bottles still on it. It knocked one over, and got startled.
And that’s when the mess really started.
Eventually, they got control of the situation.
But not before she made a pretty big mess.