We know beards are manly and all but…
These are crazy.
From the National Beard Championships website:
The purpose of the Nationals is to find and honor the best facial hair in America, but beardsmen from all over the world are invited to compete. A panel of distinguished judges will choose the best of the best in 18 categories ranging from the delicate Dali Moustache to the anything-goes Full Beard Freestyle. The competition is open to the public.