LEGEND: The Most Beautiful Woman In Amazônia (And Why You Should Never Trust Her)

Written by Gayne Young on October 19, 2015

By Capt Peacock

Brazil is home to some of the most beautiful women on the planet and that’s especially true of Amazônia.

But the allure of that beauty can be deadly.

Her name is Lara.

But some know her as Uiara or Yara.

Regardless of a region’s name for her, all agree that Lara is gorgeous.

She sometimes described as having brown hair and copper-colored skin.

Other times strawberry blonde with skin the color of the pale moon.

Sometimes she has brown eyes.

Other times, green or blue.

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She is, without doubt, the most beautiful woman any man has every seen.

And if that wasn’t enough to tempt a man, she is also said to have an enchanting singing voice.

Men that see her beauty or hear her sweet sirens, become so entranced with her that they completely forget their life on land and follow her to the depths.

Some say she lets them live underwater.

Some say not.

Me?

I say never trust a beautiful woman you find alone on the banks of the Amazon.

It’s better to fish instead.

Come to the water…I won’t hurt you…

I know this because I know Amazônia.

I’m Capt Peacock.

A vida é melhor vivida na Amazônia.

Pictured is Brazilian model Cintia Dicker.  She is not a Lara. So far as I know.

 

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