I know what I think.
Students at the University of Texas are protesting a law that will allow license holders to carry a handgun on campus by carrying around dildos.
The program – I kid you not – is called “Cocks Not Glocks.”
On the Campus (DILDO) Carry event page, organizer Jessica Jin wrote, “The State of Texas has decided that it is not at all obnoxious to allow deadly concealed weapons in classrooms, however, it DOES have strict rules about free sexual expression, to protect your innocence. You would receive a citation for taking a DILDO to class before you would get in trouble for taking a gun to class. Heaven forbid the penis.”
Heaven forbid “Cocks Not Glocks.”