Lion V. Hippo: This Takes ‘Grabbin’ Lunch’ To A Whole NEW Bloody Level – GRUESOME

Wow, how hungry does a lioness have to be to try her luck against something THIS big?

Written by Outdoor Beasts Staff on November 3, 2017

Wow, how hungry does a lioness have to be to try her luck against something THIS big?

Full points for courage, that’s for sure.

Maybe the lioness was hoping for an easy score, with the hippo napping in the sun.

But, napping or not… it’s still a freaking HIPPO.

Will this decision come to bite her in the ass? (Or anywhere else?)

The clip taken by tourists on the Maasai Mara National Reserve in southwestern Kenya, along the Tanzanian border, starts with the large lioness traversing the overgrown savannah in search for food. –DailyMail

It’s sharp teeth and claws versus size and a tough hide.

If you ever wondered why they say Nature is ‘red in tooth and claw’… this should put that question to rest.

But hippos are no pushover, either.

They’ve got a pretty dangerous reputation in their own right. They have been known to scare crocs away.

Really, it’s a battle between a couple of badass beasts.

Where do YOU think the smart money goes?

Will the lion get itself an enormous dinner? Will it lope away hungry? Or will the hippo’s dangerous jaws put the hurt on the Lion?

Place your bets!

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