Women Will Say, ‘Awww’ When They See What This Bro Caught Fishing

One of those best-of-both-worlds good news stories everyone can enjoy. Dude got to go fishing -- AND finds himself doing something unexpected and awesome. If that's not win-win, what is?

Written by Outdoor Beasts Staff on September 28, 2017

One of those best-of-both-worlds good news stories everyone can enjoy.

Dude got to go fishing — AND finds himself doing something unexpected and awesome.

If that’s not win-win, what is?

Jordan Smith, owner of Let’s Fish Destin Charters, was just kicking back, fishing near the bridge when something caught his eye.

It fell off the bridge and into the water.

Probably just a half-full trash bag, right?

That’s what he thought at first. Then he saw it was moving.

An otter maybe?

Nope. It wasn’t really doing well in the water like an otter would.

Something else, then.

He pulled the boat closer…

The little critter was making a bee-line right for him…

And there, looking absolutely terrified…

Was a cat!

Pregnant, no less!

He dipped his net in the water, and he fished out ‘Miracle’.

By the look of those eyes, she still hadn’t recovered from the ordeal.

“She latched ahold of me and didn’t want to let go,” Smith said. “She was just staring at me the whole time.”
To his shock, someone had apparently thrown a pregnant cat off the 56-foot bridge. –Uplift

Yikes!

Fifty-six-foot drop.

That’s like falling out of a fifth-story window. Into the water below.

Better than concrete? Sure. We’ll give you that.

But it would still hurt a helluva lot. It’s not like the cat did a jackknife into the water.

Nice of the guy to save the cat.

But what kind of bonehead would chuck it off a bridge?

The kind that REALLY needs to read this book and figure out what it means to grow up and be a responsible adult.

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