Oh, CRAP! What Do You Do When A Bear Interrupts Your Biking?

What's the over-under on this guy ever hitting the trails again? Or does he take up knitting after this?

Written by Outdoor Beasts Staff on September 14, 2017

Are you SURE you brought everything you need for mountain biking?

What do you need when you’re off on the mountain bike?

Your GoPro and GPS? Well, those are more ‘luxury’ than ‘necessity’ but sure.

What else?

Helmet, probably?

Water bottle?

Clif bar or two?

Maybe an emergency repair kit for when you wipe out?

Are you all set?

Did you remember everything?

Ok, let’s go.

One more thing…

What about the bear?

That Bear, right over there.

So, what’s the plan for when you see him?

Ok then. That’s one way to do it.

What’s the over-under on this guy ever hitting the trails again?

Or does he take up knitting after this?

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