Dear Fisherman: Don’t Go Into Shark Infested Waters In A [email protected] Canoe

Nobody is going to accuse them of being the coldest beer in the fridge.

Written by Outdoor Beasts Staff on August 7, 2017

Nobody is going to accuse them of being the coldest beer in the fridge.

You’re in a canoe.

You’re in shark-infested water.

What’s wrong with this picture?

Did they not get the memo about ‘center of gravity’ in canoes? (Judging by the fact that he’s standing up, probably not.)

Did they not realize that canoes have this nasty habit of capsizing?

Have they thought through the implications of capsizing in shark-infested water? See these dopes in action.

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